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Sunday, June 27, 2010

11 conclusions from Germany 4-1 England

1. Germany played well. England dint.

2. Lampard had his best game in England Shirt.

3. The scoreline 4-1 is vastly over rated. England, were unlucky.

4. The English press will talk about that Lampard disallowed goal for the next 4 yrs.

5. I had doubts over england striking and was confident on defence, but it was proved otherwise.

6. People who never ever pinged me on facebook for the past one year were commenting on my status when the match was over. Jack asses.!!

7. Terry and Upson chasing Klose and Ozeil was like a Maruti chasing a Ferrari. Missed Carragher.

8. FIFA. Go fuck yourself. Keep contemplating on the video referrals for one more year.

9. This was England's biggest defeat in any FIFA or EURO competition and surprisingly they played their skins out for this. They deserved to loose but not in the fashion as the score line shows.

10. Whoever said Rooney is not playing well, pls stop watching football. Look at his passing. Exquisite.

11. Next stop. EURO 2012. Adios Amigos. Watching this world cup only for two players. Gerrard and Torres. One down and from now on its FER-NAAN-DO Torres . !!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

11 conclusions from Varudu.

1. Forget acting, Allu arjun is not even a dancer. :P In the movie his second language may be Sanskrit, but i highly doubt if his first language is Telugu. The way he speaks it.. YUCK. Rubbish. Horrible.

2. The more time u take to show a heroine in the movie, the more uglier she's gonna be. Horrible

3. Hats off to Gunasekhar though, for making so many ppl believe and making them do whatever he wanted them to. B.t.w .. He's an english movie buff like me :). The fights in Sainikudu are from Behind Enemy Lines, Arjun from Final Destination 4, and this Varudu from Wolverine. The scene where the girl writes her number on hotdog and gives it to Allu Arjun is from Maid of Honor. and etc etc .. etc .. Horrible.

4. The first half can more aptly be titled "A brief history of Indian Marriage and its idiosyncracies." It was more or less a documentary. And the second half, the less said the better. Horrible.

5. I donno how some ppl say that this is a likeable movie. HOW ? In what world ? In which sense ? The way they built a wedding hall next to a Thermal Power Plant.? heheh.. Horrible.

6. Its a perfect movie/plan to watch Varudu on Friday evening u know. Cos nothing more bad can possibly happen to u over the weekend. Horrible.

7. It raised a sense of interest and forced me to write a blog like this, cos i was hardly in a mood to write any. Its a stimulator. Horrible.

8. My friend booked tickets for this movie. After the movie he was soo embarassed to ask me the ticket money, that he just said "Sorry" and left. Horrible.

9. The word horrible is written at the end of the above 8 statements to keep reminding you that the movie is really truly and utterly horrible, lest you may forget.

10. And the smooch scene. Nonsensical, meaningless and idotic. But its the first liplock in a telugu movie though !

11. This movie is not worth writing 11 conclusions. And yeah .. one more time. HORRIBLE.