Factorial 4.0

Published on 19 March 2009.


This Factorial is dedicated to the Liverpool Football Club for Screwing Man U at Old Trafford 4-1. Here's to toast for all the Liverpool fans : "We will never Walk alone"

And now,

-- Our college is no longer a Deemed University. That status is compromised.

-- Some renowned astrologist says that Mayawati will become the PM in 2014.

-- Rs 28,000 for 6 days in hospital, treated for normal fever/typhoid..? And HIV test also included in those tests..? Something’s definitely wrong with the Mediclaim system or in Metas Adventist. Honest Advice: Ask for Mr. Amit Shah, if u join (I strongly recommend not to) Adventist. He’s the best of the lot.

-- Ever noticed the name “aXXo” in LAN..? or in any movie Dvdrips..? Well, that’s the trademark for an individual who rips the movies and uploads the torrents online. As per the latest news, he is an teenage guy who still is not eligible for prosecution (below 18 yrs). The Producers Council have made a case against him for copyright infringement and the cops are waiting for him to become 18.

-- The number of book shops/centres in a radius of 5 km around NIT Surat – 2 (Lucky and Popular). or 3 may be, 4 max
The number of book shops in a radius of 200 mts around an institute in Hyderabad which offers coaching in 9th-10th class for a test conducted by an institute which in turn offers coaching for IIT-JEE – 6

-- One thing I really cant stop watching and cant stop hating --“ Roadies”. We all know its fake, and the fight b/w Polomi and Palak is also fake. But u know. It’s a nice show .!! LOL.

-- 90 Crores -- Dowry given during the wedding of a filmstar’s son in Hyderabad. Now u know where’s all the money in the world, and why this recession. (LOL)

-- It may be a known fact, and I think everyone knows this, but just for confirmation: “End sems from April 20 and No Zero phase placements this time for 3rd yr”.

-- The difference b/w US and India is that one can kiss in public in US and piss in public in India. hehehe. It’s a pity that some 2nd yr couple forgot these basic fundas, and started kissing in public, that too in a city restaurant. Yeah, they got thrown out eventually, but that’s not the case. What a bad choice of place to exhibit their emotions.? Don’t spoil the college’s reputation people. PDA is not IN. atleast in Surat..

-- And speaking of College’s reputation, The one word which puts Iscon Mall and Big Bazaar, on their toes : “SVNIT”. A sales man in Big Bazaar says : “ I can easily point out people who come to our store and put something in their pockets and go. Bahut logon ko pakde the.. usme 90 percent of them are from SVNIT”.

-- Normal Pepsi-300 ml for 10rs and My can-200 ml for 15rs. So why buy MY CAN ..? Is it really that good or is it just the poshness..?

-- American Budget for War on Terrorism in 2007- 161.8 billion dollars. No of American lives claimed by terrorism from 2004-07 – 280 (70x4)
American budget for Health Care for the year 2007: 3 bilion dollars, No of American deaths due to Coronary heart problems – 450,000 every year. ( Excerpts from Zeitgeist Addendum).

-- Barack Obama’s popularity has declined from 75% approval rating to 42% since his election as President.

-- The punishment in Afghan prisons: All the convicts are made to stand naked in front of female Yankee guards and are made to masturbate. The one who squirts last will have his penis attacked by stray dogs.

-- Its Official now. “Manchester United are the most Over-rated and over hyped team in the World.” Need any confirmation..? Jus go to any Man U fan and say “1-4, 14th March, Old Trafford” See how his/her face turns pale white.

-- All of us are entitled to have sex. We can have it in any position, anywhere, and anytime and as responsible citizens we will use condoms as well to prevent STDs. Good, But if you are bringing a girl to your house, pls make sure that u dispose off those used condoms once the act is done and make double sure that none of your friends notice them, even by chance. To hell with these 2nd yr ppl. Freaks..! Everything has to be told.

-- The small white cubicle beside the Canteen. Ever seen that.? As per the official records it costed 1.4 lacs for the college to build it. It is a soon-to-be juice shop.

-- Lastly, pls don’t use DC as a tool for downloading something u need and shutting it down when u don’t have the need to. Imagine what happens if everyone thinks the same way. Stop being selfish ppl. Keep ur Clients open atleast in the after hours(8 pm-2 am). See to it that ur Upload/Download Ratio is at least 1. Share something other than what u have downloaded.

Not everything is worth mentioning.

Let there be light,
G-Spot.