Factorial 5.0

Published on 30 March 2009.

Cudn’t find a cooler way to start the first line.

-- For some strange reason, the Mindbend logo appears weird to me. Some say that the initials of the fest “M” and “B” are encrypted in it. I’ve been searching for them since my first year, but never actually could find either M or B or anything, for that matter. Other people after careful inspection have gathered some answers, but hats off to the designer. He actually is making our “minds bend” beginning with the logo itself. Somebody pls change it from the next year yaar. Fed Up with that.

-- In 1980 IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani. In 2008, Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy it

-- Just for Remembrance sake. A technical fest called Quest, was organized last year (No idea why it was held). It was well sponsored and all. The then juniors participated with much enthusiasm, and the people who actually won something dint get anything. PRIZE MONEY yet to be distributed..!! Where are the Conveners..? Arrears, here and there, are accepted (sometimes). But prize money delays..? Cant forgive..

-- Barack Obama’s Approval Rating … 75%--42%--10%. Is this the person whom we dreamt, would change the world..?

-- Attendance, this time has taken its toll on the students. And the first casualty, sadly is from Mech dept. Guess what happened when a 2nd yr Mech student met his lecturer regarding his attendance.? “He Fainted, not on the ground but on the Lecturer himself, literally..!!”. He was all over him. And the Prof stopped revealing attendance details to anyone from then. He says “I don’t want to see anyone else ON ME”.

-- From April 1st feel free to use any ATM in our college. Canara or State Bank. No additional charges. At last.

-- Chemical Engineering Dept. It has been a quite one. It has never made an issue, and never been an issue (except for its HOD’s, LOL) in the college. Its just like, the whole dept is in a great sleep all the semester lurking around in the corner. With great depression and heart-felt sympathy, I hereby pray to the heavens to let the pride and dignity of the Chemical Dept rest in peace, as it is no longer with them. Lost and buried somewhere along the East Coast of India on 22-03-2009. Its okay dudes. Get over with it. As ur T-shirt says, “U do not need to explain, we understood it.”

-- Last Factorial may have hurt the Manchester United fans. This Factorial will hurt even more. Fulham 2-0 Man U. Liverpool 5-0 Aston Villa. Dream about the premiership title now.. C’mon ppl. Fess Up. Just because some 5% of the World’s dumbos are Man U followers, u just cant follow them blindly.

-- Just imagining. Where would Cristiano Ronaldo would be had John terry scored that penalty in Moscow.? To what would his stupid 42 goals count to .? Ans: Would be busy screwing up his talent in Madrid.

-- I sometimes, get a feeling that our college girls, are better than some of them (girls. ;-)) shown on Splitsvilla.. :-P.

-- Rumors have it that, there will be no Production Department from next year. It will be merged with Mechanical, and Mech seats will be increased from 90 to 180 (including the OBC quota and others). Other dept seats also to be increased. This peace of information is contestable, may or may not be true.

-- Reminding of Reservations, I think Union government shud make a reservation for ppl, who have no reservation ..?

-- Above joke is a phaltu joke, I agree. LOL.

-- Above two lines and this line, are just for filling the space. Nothing special.

-- Okay, Enuf now, Serious Stuff. If I remember correctly, I was the one who informed you guys about the rules regarding the internals and attendance, Right .? Now, I have less than 15/50 marks in three subjects, and met my project guide only thrice whole semester. If things go on with this pace, I may well be writing Factorials, for the whole of next semester. .. . Scary..!!

-- 348 out of 545 MP’s of Lok Sabha are involved in one or the other cases or law suits. Some are denied Bank Loans, Passports.. Whatever..!!

-- All those playing Anagram, don’t just play for the sake of increasing your scores. Archiving them or manipulating them is just a minute’s work. Play if you are really interested, otherwise, better leave it. It’s a waste of time.

-- Use Cyberoam Client for login purposes. It’s a lot better and easier. And it is not compatible with Vista.

-- I’ve warned you about Segmented Downloading, but no one’s taken heed to it. Continue with your practices, and make sure your hard disk has a warranty. It will come in handy.

-- Just a small thought. Where would Sania Mirza be without boobs and looks.? And Where would Saina Nehwal be with them..? Pretty hard to imagine, Right .?

-- Are Bombay Rockers good enough for us ..? Or do we deserve better .? Or are we expecting too much ..?

-- For a torrent, along with seeds and peers, u also need to have trackers. Most of you might be knowing this, but nevertheless, most of u keep on asking me “How to download from torrents, when they are blocked in college ?”. Ans: Add trackers, Search for them online.

-- Studies that suggested sodas such as Coke and Pepsi kill sperms and exotic lap dancers make more money when they are at peak fertility have been awarded the 2008 Ig Nobel prize.

-- Recently, one particular night, may be a week ago NC has opened a bit late, say 1130 PM. Any reason Why .? Mr.X and Mr. Y were boozing in canteen..!!


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